C: Mom, can I have a little tiny cracker?
M: Sure! Go ahead bud!
C: Oh, I meant a big cracker.
M: Right....
(Convo between Connor and Eric)
C: Dad when I tell you to do something you better do it!
D: Yeah...don't think it works that way bud!
(After finding a certain item in our bedside table;)
C: Mom, what's this?
M: Umm....that is....lotion bud.
C: Can I use some?
M: That lotion is only for big people...
C: Why?
M: Just because...
C: Well how do you use it?
M: Umm...its just special lotion.
C: Well how does it work mom?
M: You want to watch a show?
(After scolding Kenna for loosing her shoes for the 3rd time in about 15 min)
C: Mom, don't yell at Kenna! You need to show kindness mom!
M: That is true, I made a bad choice by yelling, but I am talking to McKenna right now.
C: You're not talking like Jesus mom.
(Randomly)
C: Is Jesus dead mom?
M: Long explanation about how Jesus is alive and resurrected..
C. But where does Jesus live mom?
M: more long explanation
C: Oh...
(After nicely telling the kids to get back in bed...seriously I didn't even raise my voice)
C: Mom, your kind of scaring me!
M: Connor, I wouldn't scare you if you were in bed!
C: But...your scaring me mom!
(randomly)
C: Mom... I just like Jesus and monster trucks.
(after eating)
C: Mom, my belly hurts really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really bad!
(after tasting dinner)
C: my tongue says that is yucky mom!
(in morning)
M: hi connor!
C: I'm not connor.
M: oh...who are you?
C: i'm jake
M: oh, hi jake!
(when playing with Maylee)
C: May-may likes me mom!
M: yeah, she loves you bud!
C: mom, May-may kicked me!
M: She is just excited bud, she doesn't know she kicked you..
C: She pushed me too mom!
(at the doctor's office)
Connor first points to the guy with tats sitting across from us
C: Look mom, its a bad guy!
M: Shh....He is not bad, we just don't know him.
C: No mom he's a bad guy! And he's really mean too!
(All the time when talking to Maylee)
C: Hey sweetie pie!!
(When in the car driving)
C: Mom look at all the freaking cars! (oops, hope I didn't teach him that one!)
(playing with Maylee)
M- Connor, do you want to help me feed Maylee?
C- No!! I don't have boo-boobs silly!
(snack time)
C - mom I'm thirsty
M - Okay, you want some milk bud?
C - Just not you're milk mom!
(randomly)
C- Mom, that shirt looks really big on you!
C - Your legs are soooo big mom!
(every night when Eric gets home)
C: You better get me dad!
C: you want to watch me dad?
(pointing to a random guy walking past us with long hair)
C: that's a girl mom
M: actually that's a boy with long hair
C: boys don't have long hair silly
(often when telling us a story about himself)
C: mom when I was little, I.....
M: when you were little huh?
(after getting Connor dressed for the 3rd time in one day!)
M: Connor, why did you take your clothes off again?
C: Because I'm camping mom!
M: You can still wear your clothes while you're playing camping though.
C: I can't mom, I'm camping!
(after running to the kitchen cabinet and finding a knife)
M: Ummm...why are you getting a knife?
C: To cut things!
(took him on a date to McDonalds to get ice cream)
M: Trying to talk to him about anything I think he might be interested in.
C: Mom, can you please just stop talking?
M: Oh....kay....
Just love this boy and the crazy, funny things that come from his mouth!
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